Some more gems that have come my way of late.
A1: "Look! It's snowing. Hurry, someone hug me."
J1: "Epic snow! Thank you for your epicness."
J2: "Were watches invented when you were little?"
A4: " You're a woman, right?"
F: "My cousin says your crazy because you won't teach me times tables."
Me: "Well, I can't teach you those until know your addition and subtraction."
F: "Do I really have to know those first?!"
And this one from a recent episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. I will set the scene, children are approaching the pulpit of a Baptist church and saying things about Easter. Afterwards they receive some candy before the sit down. One child approaches the microphone and says, "I did not prepare a speech. I would like my candy anyway." So funny!
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