Things I Won't Miss

There were so many good things about my job at the elementary school but here are a few that I won't miss:

Saying: "No tag on the playground equipment." EVERY recess, seriously.

Touching a door handle or wall and not knowing what I just put my hand in.

Parents who don't follow the parking lot rules and also let their kids ignore them.

Saying: "Walk please!"

Sixth grade students who always wanted to know what my boyfriend's name is/was.

Hormonal pre-teens